An Open Letter
An Open Letter to every Bank, Financial Institution, Telephone Service, Hardware Store, Dry-Cleaning Agency, Public Transit Bureaucrat, Pizza Delivery Service, Walk in Pharmacist and Credit Card Company.
My Motherís Maiden Name is HOLLINGSWORTH, OK? By now everyone on the face of this planet ought to know it.
And stop asking me.
(signed) ďFed-Up on the other end of the telephone lineĒ
And lest you think that I eat nothing but Chapmanís Ice-cream ...